*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

(Source: basedgosh)

(Source: i-jaz)

glasshammers:

johnbaldessorry:

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

INCREDIBLE

this is so wild

(Source: stoicsilence)

dink-182:

Omg

(Source: people.com)

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman
yahoneydip:

This fucking woman
yahoneydip:

This fucking woman
yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."
Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via caffeinated-butterfly)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

deantrippe:

dynamic duo deantrippe:

dynamic duo deantrippe:

dynamic duo deantrippe:

dynamic duo

deantrippe:

dynamic duo

(Source: axeeeee)

T h e  G r a n d   B u d a p e s t   H o t e l (dir. by Wes Anderson, 2014)

"You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it."

(Source: lastisle)

unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well

homewreckingwhore:

realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
image

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable